Cante Conmigo


nooty got da booty

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

The American pronunciation and spelling of “squirrelled” make it the longest one-syllable word in the English language.  Source



I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

(via itsthatsunshine)



an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift

(Source: wispygirl, via twatally)


So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

(Source: coballion, via harmlessbrownman)